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We didn’t have bests, though we obviously had to arrange where the parties stood, there was no rank intended.There are stories on this page for everyone. He was alternately titled my bridesdude or male bridesmaid when I was pressed about it, but in general, as I said, we just had an honour party. The way it worked out, my husband’s attendants were all dudes, but one of mine was, as well. We scrapped the tradition of creating artificial couples from each side of the isle, opting instead to have our small party process single file. Just because my husband and I happen to be in a heterosexual relationship (note: I did not even say we happen to be heterosexual) does not mean that it’s the only kind of relationship there is. Throughout the process of planning and throwing the wedding, the terms varied day to day, but most commonly, my husband and I referred to our people as our honour party or honour attendants, owing both to the fact that I had a guy friend standing on my side and the fact that I detest the heteronormative implications that are so embedded in wedding culture.
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